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Butter vs. Margarine ?      I trust cows over scientists.
 

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
----- for they are sticking to their diets.
 

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
Jack Handy
 

"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
Seen on a girl's T-shirt.
 

Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some things are just better rich.
 

I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
 

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
 

"A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen."
Emily Lotney
 

Did you hear about the M&M inspector that got fired for tossing out all the W's?
Sent in by website visitor, Scott Phillipson, Mead, WA