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ONE LINERS, ETC.

    Butter vs. Margarine ?
          I trust cows over scientists.
     

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
    ----- for they are sticking to their diets.
     

    “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
    Jack Handy
     

    "Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
    Seen on a girl's T-shirt.
     

    Coffee, Chocolate, Men ...
              Some things are just better rich.
     

    I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
     

    If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
     

    "A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen."
    Emily Lotney
     

    Did you hear about the M&M inspector that got fired for tossing out all the W's?
    Sent in by website visitor, Scott Phillipson, Mead, WA

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