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ONE LINERS, ETC

Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.


Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.


"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
Jack Handy


"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt."
Seen on a girl's T-shirt.


Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some things are just better rich.


I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.


If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.


"A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen."
Emily Lotney


Did you hear about the M&M inspector that got fired for tossing out all the W's?
Sent in by website visitor, Scott Phillipson, Mead, WA

 

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