FOOD POEMS & HUMOR SECTION

RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.  What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob:  You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.
 

Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi.
 

Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
 

Question: What do you call a stolen yam?

Answer: A hot potato.
 

Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?

Answer: Annie Okra
 

Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?

Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
Shel Silverstein
 

Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Answer: Tear gas.
 

Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
 

Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

Answer: An icicle.
 

Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green.
Her children are born white and then grow black.
Who is she?

Answer: An olive tree.
 

Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?

Answer: A Brussels' scout.