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RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.
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Question:
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi.
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Question:
What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
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Question:
What do you call a stolen yam?

Answer: A hot potato.
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Question:
What was green and a great trick shooter?

Answer: Annie Okra
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Question:
What did the carrot say to the wheat?

Answer: Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
Shel Silverstein
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Question:
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Answer: Tear gas.
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Question:
What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
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Question:
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

Answer: An icicle.
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Question:
An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green.
Her children are born white and then grow black.
Who is she?

Answer: An olive tree.
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Question:
What is green and goes to a summer camp?

Answer: A Brussels' scout.

 

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