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A Fly in My Soup

From Pam D., Texas.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?




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