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PONDERING POINTS

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

 

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