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Poems: Scones, Apples & Slurps

Scottish Scone

    Have you ever eaten a Scottish scone?

    It's served with tea and is hard as stone.

    If your bite succeeds it tastes like biscuit,

    But I need my teeth so I won't risk it.

Baked Apple

An apple that's baked with a worm in its core

May have one side done and the other side raw.

It's best to half bake it, then shake it, I've learned,

And finish the baking when the worm has turned.

Slurp of Soup

    The slurp of soup sounds like a word.

    Sloosh, thlumff, and floop are some I've heard.

    To those whose ears are tuned for pitch

    It might be zwoof or even pflitch.

Poems © 2009 Marvin Brandwin 

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