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    With shish-ka-bob it's quite a job

    To arrange the pieces shish-ka-bob.

    Someone I know once dropped his dish

    And had to eat it ka-bob-shish.


Mashed Potatoes

    Potatoes mashed are known as spuds.

    In the social scale they're considered duds.

    But baked they rise to the upper bracket,

    And come to dine in a dinner jacket.


Peas When Shelled

Peas and pods

    Peas when shelled enrich their flavor.

    The sooner done the more we savor.

    How odd a paradox to be in.

    Rich, but not a pod to pea in.


Crepes Suzette

    Monsieur Le chef sends his regret.

    He will not serve the crepes suzette.

    It was with too much cognac loaded.

    When he lit the match the crepes exploded.

Wryting Menyooz

    In wryting menyooz I may fergit the dash

    Or get miksed up on suckertash,

    But prays the Lord for vedgtible peez

    Cuz thems wun thing I spels with eez.

Poems © 2009 Marvin Brandwin

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