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    From my experience I will give advice.

    A restaurant to which you should not go

    Is where you cannot see the food or price

    Because the lights are dimmed so low.

    Where out of the darkness just short of night

    Again and again the waiter emerges

    To ask, "Is everything all right?"

    While you struggle to control your urges.

    I know that food reviewers judge

    The quality of wine and how plush the seating.

    But I have my standards and will not budge,

    I insist on seeing what it is I'm eating.


Poem © 2009 Marvin Brandwin 

 

 

'A Smorgasbord of Verse' is a 195 page banquet of food poems by Marvin Brandwin.  If you would like to purchase a copy, please click 'A Smorgasbord of Verse' for details

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