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Onions, Parsley and Ketchup....

This is every cook's opinion -

No savory dish without an onion,

But lest your kissing should be spoiled

Your onions must be fully boiled.

Jonathan Swift


Parsley, parsley everywhere

Let me have my victuals bare.

Ogden Nash


Tomato Ketchup

If you do not shake the bottle

None'll come and then a lot'll.




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