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 FOOD HUMOR
 FOOD POEMS
 Pity the Poor Pig...
 Ode To C.B., my summer love
 1990
 Alligator Pear
 Apple Dumplings and a King
 A Cook (Chaucer)
 To A Fish
 A Fish Answers
 A Lady's Adieu to Her Tea-Table
 Animal Crackers
 Advertising poem from 1859
 The Back of the Refrigerator
 The Ballad Of Bouillabaisse
 Bouillabaisse Recipe
 Be Merry
 Beautiful Soup
 Blueberries by Robert Frost
 Bread-and-Butter
 Bread and Milk Verse
 Cabbage and Rose
 Chowder
 Cider Apples
 The Clean Plater
 Cooking
 The Cow
 A Day For Wishing
 Deep Fat
 Dining and Dancing
 Dinner
 A Dinner of Herbs
 Poems about Drinking
 More Drinking Verses
 Eat While You Sleep
 English Food Rhymes
 Feeling Your Oats
 Fine Dine
 Fish House Punch
 Foods Heard Round the World
 Foods to the Wall
 Give Me Champagne
 God Fathers Dinner
 Hasty Pudding
 He Didn't Like My Pudding
 Holly and Ivy
 I gave my love a cherry
 In Praise of Ale
 Jewish Food Fundamentals
 A Kitchen Is Like A Wheel
 MORE FOOD POEMS
 KEY WEST POEMS

TO A GOOSE

If thou didst feed on western plains of yore;

Or waddle wide with flat and flabby feet

Over some Cambrian mountain's plashy moor;

Or find in famer's yard a safe retreat

From gypsy thieves, and foxes sly and fleet;

If thy grey quills, by lawyer guided, trace

Deeds big with ruin to some wretched race,

Or love-sick poet's sonnet, sad and sweet,

Wailing the rigour of his lady fair;

Or if, the drudge of housemaid's daily toil,

Cobwebs and dust thy pinions white besoil,

Departed Goose! I neither know nor care.

But this I know, that we pronounced thee fine,

Seasoned with sage and onions, and port wine.

Robert Southey

 

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