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Said Aristotle unto Plato,
'Have another sweet potato?'
Said Plato unto Aristotle,
'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.'
Owen Wister (1860-1938) American novelist
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For gin, in cruel
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
Noel Coward (1899-1973) English actor and playwright
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He that eateth well drinketh well,
he that drinketh well sleepeth well,
he that sleepeth well sinneth not,
he that sinneth not goeth straight through Purgatory to Paradise.
William Lithgow (1582-1645)
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