FOOD REFERENCE WEBSITE

CLICK HERE Subscribe to FREE Weekly Newsletter

Foodreference.com - Food Fun Section
Culinary Humor, Culinary Poetry, Food Poems, Food Crossword Puzzles
One Liners, Funny Recipes, Food Riddles, Food Jokes, Humorous Food Stories

. Home . . Articles & Features . . Facts & Trivia . . Cooking Tips . . Recipes . . Quotes . . Who's Who . . Food History . . Food Videos . . FOOD FUN . . Humor . . POETRY . . Crosswords . . Cookbook Reviews . . Food Posters . . Catalogs . . Magazines . . Flowers . . Culinary Schools . . Gourmet Tours . . Key West Info . . Festivals & Shows . . Search .

 

YOU ARE HERE >>

 FOOD FUNKEY WEST POEMS >  Key West - Cruise Control >
KEY WEST POEMS
Cafe Con Leche
Key West - Cats & Roosters
Key West - Conch Fritters
• Key West - Cruise Control
Key West - Dolphin
Key West - Fine Whine
Key West - Grouper
KW - I'm Here with Bruce
Key West's a Bitch
Key West Pinks
Key West - Mango
Key West - Palm Tree
Key West - Plantains
Key West - Southernmost Point
Key West - Sushi
Key West - Take Out

 

 

Cruise Control

I live in Key West
Desperately needed change of pace
It’s a small island
Not a rat race
It took a while till the rhythm kicked in
It’s all about the tourists
When they go out and come in
It’s like breathing sometimes
That clock tocks and ticks
You either embrace its existence
Or go down Duval for a fix
They call the shots
Whether they fly in or drive
Without them well…
We just wouldn’t survive
How will we cope says the council in charge
7 cruise ships at dock
The crowd is too large
Then evacuations occurred from the hurricane threats
The economy will die
They broke out in a sweat
Do we need a tollgate on route 1 at Cow Key Channel
To let some in and let the others wear flannel
But they’ll fly in and float in
It will be out of control
Mayor Weekly let’s vote
Time for a poll
It’s a delicate balance
What is the lure
I’ll let you know when the study’s complete
Then we’ll know for sure

Doug Heyman
Key West
April, 2005

 

. Home . . Link Directory . . About & Contact . . Search .

All contents of this website are Copyright © 1990--2008 James T. Ehler and FoodReference.com, unless otherwise noted. All rights reserved. You may copy and use portions of this website for noncommercial, personal use only. Any other use of the materials in this website without prior written permission is prohibited.
Contact:  james@foodreference.com

 

3 Young Chefs
CLICK HERE
for the BEST
Culinary Schools
Baking & Pastry Schools