Cat Food Quotes
“A countryman between 2 Lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.”
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Poor Richard's Almanac
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Steven Wright
“I dined on what they called 'robber steak' - bits of bacon, onion, and beef, seasoned with red pepper, and strung on sticks and roasted over the fire, in the simple style of the London cat's meat!”
Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897)
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