FOOD POEMS and HUMOR SECTION

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A DINNER OF DELICIOUS POEMS

Shish-Ka-Bob

With shish-ka-bob it's quite a job

To arrange the pieces shish-ka-bob.

Someone I know once dropped his dish

And had to eat it ka-bob-shish.

Mashed Potatoes

Potatoes mashed are known as spuds.

In the social scale they're considered duds.

But baked they rise to the upper bracket,

And come to dine in a dinner jacket.

Peas When Shelled

Peas when shelled enrich their flavor.

The sooner done the more we savor.

How odd a paradox to be in.

Rich, but not a pod to pea in.

Crepes Suzette

Monsieur Le chef sends his regret.

He will not serve the crepes suzette.

It was with too much cognac loaded.

When he lit the match the crepes exploded.
 

Wryting Menyooz

In wryting menyooz I may fergit the dash

Or get miksed up on suckertash,

But prays the Lord for vedgtible peez

Cuz thems wun thing I spels with eez.
 

Poems © 2009 Marvin Brandwin