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Shrimp Quotes

“I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then, after your camped at night, you could eat him. How about it science?”

Jack Handey, American humorist. (1949- )


“I was supposed to explode.....So I wouldn't explode, I would eat shrimp Bordelaise without onions but with garlic and like it.”

Archie Goodwin in 'Murder is Corny' by Rex Stout


“These things are just plain annoying. After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead.”

Miss Piggy



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