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Laughing Food Quotes

“She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.”

Damon Runyon, Writer, newspaperman. (1880-1946)


"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."

Will Rogers (1879-1935)


"Laughter is brightest where food is best."

Irish Proverb


“If wine tells truth -- and so have said the wise, --   
It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies!”

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809-94)
U.S. writer, physician


“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”

Dr. Seuss


Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.”

J. B. Morton


“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.”

Garrison Keillor


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