Cow Food Quotes

“I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second though I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.”
Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

“Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?”
Billy Connolly, comedian.

“Tim was so learned, that he could name a Horse in nine Languages; So ignorant, that he bought a Cow to ride on.”
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Poor Richard's Almanac

“Bless the products of the bovines and the vines!”
William Cole, 'What a Friend We Have in Cheeses!'

"I don't believe you have to be a cow to know what milk is."
Ann Landers

"In America, the cow is on trial. The charges include dietary wrongdoing, pollution and misuse of natural resources."
Molly O'Neill, N.Y. Times food columnist.

"Any of us would kill a cow, rather than not have beef."
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

“A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.”
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Irish playwright

“Custard:  A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.”
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
‘The Devil's Dictionary’ (1906)


“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) (1835-1910) Logo

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