“We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”
Alfred E. Newman
“Serenely full, the epicure would say, Fate cannot harm me, I have dined today.”
Sydney Smith (1771-1845)
Quoted in "Lady Holland's Memoir"
“The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.”
Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson)