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Dixie Kitchen


        I sure love southern cookin',
        Extra helpings, if you please.
        A good old-fashioned bar-b-q,
        With greens and black-eyed peas.

        You can have your portobellos,
        Your brie and raw granola;
        Just give me grits and okra,
        Pork-chops and RC cola !

        Don't need no sissy tofu,
        Or sprouts with macaroni;
        I'd druther sweet-potato pie
        Than cheese and pepperoni.

        Chicken-fried steak is yummy,
        Without twice-baked potatoes;
        Just pass that red-eye gravy
        With Mom's fried green tomatoes.

        You yankees miss good eatin',
        Your taste-buds must be dead;
        I'll skip croissants and sushi...
        And eat REAL food instead !

                Joe Schrader
                Hillsboro, OR 97124


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