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• FOOD POEMS
• The Dodo's Larder Inventory
• Pity the Poor Pig...
• Ode To C.B., my summer love
• 1990
• Alligator Pear
• Apple Dumplings and a King
• A Cook (Chaucer)
• To A Fish
• A Fish Answers
• A Lady's Adieu to Her Tea-Table
• Animal Crackers
• Advertising poem from 1859
• The Back of the Refrigerator
• The Ballad Of Bouillabaisse
• Be Merry
• Beautiful Soup
• Blueberries by Robert Frost
• Bread-and-Butter
• Bread and Milk Verse
• Cabbage and Rose
• Chowder
• Cider Apples
• The Clean Plater
• Cooking
• The Cow
• A Day For Wishing
• Deep Fat
• Dining and Dancing
• Dinner
• A Dinner of Herbs
• Poems about Drinking
• More Drinking Verses
• Eat While You Sleep
• English Food Rhymes
• Feeling Your Oats
• Fine Dine
• Fish House Punch
• The Lay of One Fish Ball
• Foods to the Wall
• Give Me Champagne
• God Fathers Dinner
• Hasty Pudding
• He Didn't Like My Pudding
• Holly and Ivy
• I gave my love a cherry
• In Praise of Ale
• Jewish Food Fundamentals
• A Kitchen Is Like A Wheel
• FOOD TRIVIA QUIZZES
• CROSSWORD PUZZLES

1990

Owned a “Cebicheria”.
Dished out
Fresh catch of the day
Prepared on the spot.
A customer ordered Trout,
Ate it all
Later complained
The fish wasn’t trout.
Once asked Señor Torres
To buy two pounds of Octopus.
The Chef came back,
Tricked me with one pound mollusk
Stuffed with a rock inside
Its head to weigh up….
…These days I only cook at home.

by Jaime Fereyros


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