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1990


Owned a “Cebicheria”.
Dished out
Fresh catch of the day
Prepared on the spot. 
A customer ordered Trout,
Ate it all
Later complained
The fish wasn’t trout.
Once asked Seņor Torres
To buy two pounds of Octopus.
The Chef came back,
Tricked me with one pound mollusk
Stuffed with a rock inside
Its head to weigh up….
…These days I only cook at home.

by Jaime Fereyros

 

 

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