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FOOD POEMS
Pity the Poor Pig...
Ode To C.B., my summer love
1990
Alligator Pear
Apple Dumplings and a King
A Cook (Chaucer)
To A Fish
A Fish Answers
A Lady's Adieu to Her Tea-Table
Animal Crackers
Advertising poem from 1859
The Back of the Refrigerator
The Ballad Of Bouillabaisse
Bouillabaisse Recipe
Be Merry
Beautiful Soup
Blueberries by Robert Frost
Bread-and-Butter
Bread and Milk Verse
Cabbage and Rose
Chowder
Cider Apples
The Clean Plater
Cooking
The Cow
A Day For Wishing
Deep Fat
Dining and Dancing
Dinner
A Dinner of Herbs
Poems about Drinking
More Drinking Verses
Eat While You Sleep
English Food Rhymes
Feeling Your Oats
Fine Dine
Fish House Punch
Foods Heard Round the World
Foods to the Wall
Give Me Champagne
God Fathers Dinner
Hasty Pudding
He Didn't Like My Pudding
Holly and Ivy
I gave my love a cherry
In Praise of Ale
Jewish Food Fundamentals
A Kitchen Is Like A Wheel
MORE FOOD POEMS

1990

Owned a “Cebicheria”.
Dished out
Fresh catch of the day
Prepared on the spot.
A customer ordered Trout,
Ate it all
Later complained
The fish wasn’t trout.
Once asked Señor Torres
To buy two pounds of Octopus.
The Chef came back,
Tricked me with one pound mollusk
Stuffed with a rock inside
Its head to weigh up….
…These days I only cook at home.

by Jaime Fereyros


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