FOOD REFERENCE WEBSITE

Foodreference.com - Food Fun Section
Food Humor, Culinary Poetry, Culinary Crossword Puzzles, One Liners, Funny Recipes, Food Riddles, Food Jokes

. Home . . Articles & Features . . Food Trivia . . Cooking Tips . . Recipes . . Quotes . . Who's Who . . Food Timeline . . Food Videos . . Trivia Quizzes . . Crosswords . . Humor & Poetry . . Cookbooks . . Food Posters . . Magazines/Catalogs . . Key West . . Gourmet Tours . . Culinary Schools . . Festivals & Shows .

Bookmark and Share 

YOU ARE HERE >>

  HOME >

 FOOD FUNFOOD POEMS >  Ode To C.B., my summer love >

 

 

SAVEUR
Get a FREE trial issue of SAVEUR
The award-winning magazine for
those passionate about food, drink, travel and adventure.

• FOOD POEMS
• The Dodo's Larder Inventory
• Pity the Poor Pig...
• Ode To C.B., my summer love
• 1990
• Alligator Pear
• Apple Dumplings and a King
• A Cook (Chaucer)
• To A Fish
• A Fish Answers
• A Lady's Adieu to Her Tea-Table
• Animal Crackers
• Advertising poem from 1859
• The Back of the Refrigerator
• The Ballad Of Bouillabaisse
• Be Merry
• Beautiful Soup
• Blueberries by Robert Frost
• Bread-and-Butter
• Bread and Milk Verse
• Cabbage and Rose
• Chowder
• Cider Apples
• The Clean Plater
• Cooking
• The Cow
• A Day For Wishing
• Deep Fat
• Dining and Dancing
• Dinner
• A Dinner of Herbs
• Poems about Drinking
• More Drinking Verses
• Eat While You Sleep
• English Food Rhymes
• Feeling Your Oats
• Fine Dine
• Fish House Punch
• The Lay of One Fish Ball
• Foods to the Wall
• Give Me Champagne
• God Fathers Dinner
• Hasty Pudding
• He Didn't Like My Pudding
• Holly and Ivy
• I gave my love a cherry
• In Praise of Ale
• Jewish Food Fundamentals
• A Kitchen Is Like A Wheel
• FOOD TRIVIA QUIZZES
• CROSSWORD PUZZLES

 

“Ode to C. B., my summer love”

As sun slides into humid dusk,
when bats take wing from idle trees,
my throat choked by Mongolian dust
and slight is hope of cool sea breeze,
there grows within a hankering
for my summer soulmate, Chwa Bing.
White hair as soft as mi-tai-mu,
“tree ears,” almond eyes (and peanut zits),
red ripe jujubes, such kissable lips,
sometimes, I feel like eating you.

Modest or bejeweled; love has two alchemists:
“black sugar” veil, thick cream bandana,
“fruit d’amour” broach, taro amethysts,
barley pearls, necklace of banana;
and multicolored QQ candy bling—
nothing’s too fine, for my precious “Bao Bing.”
Some jellies: hsien-tsao and ai-yu,
beans: “red,” “green” and “honey,”
chewy things: o-yee and hwun-yee,
oh mysterious ineffable you.

Your complexion changes by the season,
as with fruit, most colorful,
peach, grape, mango, persimmon,
coconut, strawberry and pineapple,
on top, a snub-nosed caramel pudding,
oh, how I love you, cute Bing Bing.
Peaches stop coughs, grapes strengthen tendons,
and mangoes, they quench my thirst,
all of which makes you the perfect first
or last dish for a meal to end on.

Grapefruit detox the alcoholic,
guavas plug one’s diarrhea,
lotus seeds are a blood-and-chi tonic,
consumed on ice, a great panacea;
it seems, therefore, our summer fling
is both a healthy and zestful thing:
the more beans one eats, the more one pees,
papayas aid digestion,
plums kill worms in one’s intestine,
but eat too fast and one gets brain freeze.

When summer suns give autumn moons,
the grass is wet, from trees fall leaves,
it’s not just twilight’s mood that cools,
of glacial swims, no one conceives:
and sad to say, dear sweet Chwa Bing
you’re somewhat less to my liking.
As rains fall heavier, winds blow more’n’more,
bronchitic germs invade my chest,
my new-found interest, I must confess,
is for your spicy cousin, Huo Guo.


Copyright Mark Caltonhill
(Mark Caltonhill is a British writer, poet and photographer based in Taiwan; his next book is an exploration of Taiwan's food culture)

 

. Home . . About & Contact . . Link Directory . . Website Bibliography .

Please feel free to link to any pages of FoodReference.com from your website.
No permission is necessary to link to our pages.

For permission to use any of the content on FoodReference.com please contact:  james@foodreference.com 

All contents of this website are copyright © 1990--2009 James T. Ehler and www.FoodReference.com, unless otherwise noted. All rights reserved. You may copy and use portions of this website for noncommercial, personal use only. Any other use of the materials in this website without prior written permission is prohibited.

 

3 Young Chefs
Click the
3 Young Chefs

for the BEST
Culinary Schools
Baking & Pastry Schools

 

 

 

Free Magazine Subscriptions