MOZZARELLA QUOTES
“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.”
Conan O'Brien
“Mozzarella has to be perfect and impeccably sourced or it's like eating a blind whale's eyeball.”
Adrian Anthony (A.A.) Gill, British writer (1954--)
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