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“Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.”

Thornton Wilder, 'The Matchmaker'


“The only machine we don't stand behind is our manure spreader.”

Sign in a John Deere sales office.


“The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.”

Jay Leno


“You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.”

Hank Williams



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