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Microwave Quotes

“It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: 'THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE.' Loosely translated, this means, 'You’re on your own, Bernice.'”

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)


“I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.”

Steven Wright


“Once we sowed wild oats, now we cook them in the microwave.”




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