"Yoghurt is very good for the stomach, the lumbar regions, appendicitis and apotheosis."
Eugene Ionesco, Romanian writer (1912-1994)
"Mrs. Beaver stood with her back to the fire, eating her morning yogurt. She held the carton close to her chin and gobbled with a spoon....'Heavens, how nasty this stuff is. I wish you'd take to it, John....I don't know how I should get through my day without it."
Evelyn Waugh, English novelist (1903-1966)