Knitting Needle Food Quotes
“And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people....who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?”
Bill Bryson, 'Notes From A Small Island' (1995)
On Chinese food and Chopsticks: "You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles."
Miss Piggy, 'Miss Piggy's Guide to Life' (1981)