Flatulence Quotes
“Do not move back and forth on your chair. Doing so gives the impression of constantly breaking, or trying to break, wind.” Desiderius Erasmus (1466? - 1536)
“He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.” Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Poor Richard's Almanac
“Retain the wind by compressing the belly.” Desiderius Erasmus (1466? - 1536)
“Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.” Robert Hutchinson, Sir
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