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“What To Do When You Encounter Jell-O:
1. Never let it see you're afraid. Jell-O loves this.
2. Smile. Say you are a friend, you come in peace.
3. Reason with it.
4. Offer it a gift.
5. Find out what it wants.
6. Let it see you have no weapons.
7. If it continues to jiggle menacingly, Stab it to death with a kitchen knife and throw it in the sink.”
3rd Rock from the Sun: The Official Report on Earth by High Commander Dick Solomon
“Poultry is like meat, except when you cook it rare. Then it's like bird-flavored Jello.”
P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
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